Hope these health care jokes bring a smile to your face!

 -Knock Knock

-Who’s There?

-HIPPA

-HIPPA, who?

-Sorry, I can’t tell you THAT…

Doctor: Nurse, what’s the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?

Nurse: No change yet!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Patient: Doctor, what’s wrong with me?When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts!  When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts!  When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts!  When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts!

Doctor: Your finger is broken.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!

Patient to ER Doctor: Doc, I don’t see how I could feel any worse than I do now.

ER Doctor: Just wait until you get the bill for all of this.  I bet that will change your mind.

Happy National Smile Day, everyone!